January 2012
December 2011
jadeita:
Catches Pokémon.
Immediately encounters same species of Pokémon but at significantly higher level.
mleting:
me
lady gaga: Dont call my name alejandro
alejandro: lady gaga
orgasmjuice asked: i hope you didnt take that too seriously. if you did i'm sorry!!
1 tag
friend: lol I'm leaving, see you next ye-
me: don't you fucking dare
what-a-boyish-thing:
If you’re not into casual sex, I can put on a bow tie and we’ll call it formal sex.
;)
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
me: omg im so lonely i need a bf
boy: hey wanna go out sometime
me: no sorry *insert excuse here*